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More Tame (Lame) Zombie Jokes!
A collection of tame (lame) Zombie Jokes:

  1. What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?
    A Zombie coming out of the pet store.
     
  2. Two zombies and a cheerleader go into a bar. The first zombie says to the other zombie, "Graaaghaa haarann margahhaa naaarrrrrrgnn!"
    The other zombie says "Hrraaaaa Maggaa GRAMMA GRAMMA bargh nrrrrhr!"
    And then they eat the cheerleader.
     
  3. What's black and white and red all over?
    A nun being eaten by zombies
     
  4. What do zombie laundresses worry about? Staaaaains.
    How do zombies get to work? Traaaaaains.
    What does the zombie doctor cure? Paaains.
    What do zombie poets write? Quatraaaains.
    And the zombie songwriter? Refraaains.
    What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaains.
    How do zombies practice birth control?   Abstaaaain.
    Why are zombies always willing to be in movies?  Faaaaame
     
  5. Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
    He had no leg to stand on.
     
  6. What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
    The dentist.
     
  7. I like my brains like I like my women. Cold and unattached.
    I like my zombie movies like I like my women, low budget and from the 80’s.
     
  8. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
     
  9. Why did the zombie cross the road? BRAINS.
     
  10. Knock knock Who's there?
    Zombie!
    Zombie who?
    BRAAAAIIINSS!!
     
  11. There once was a zombie from kentucky he had a golden chicken cuz he thought he was BRAAAAIIIINS!
     
  12. What's the best kind of zombie? One with a 3-inch hole in it's head.
     
  13. The zombie eat this joke!

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